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3 ways to avoid the football
Tuesday, 7th June 2016After the great response we got for our post about football being a massive waste of time, we thought we’d offer some advice for you all about the best ways to avoid watching, following, or even hearing about football this summer.
1. Hide
Since hospitalising yourself or working from home are both unlikely to give the desired effect, one way to avoid the football is to get away from all people – since other people are likely to want to talk about it. This could be in remote woodland using your Bear Grylls knowledge, it could be by living breaking into a remote light-house, or it could simply be done by hiding in the bushes of a lay-by on the M1. Whichever, the key is to remain hidden for one month.
2. Become a monk/Nun
3. Go to sea
Being out at sea on a boat has the added benefit of, well, being out at sea on a boat – which is clearly the most awesome-est thing to do in the world ever, regardless of whether or not someone, somewhere, is kicking something.
Sound good? Charter a yacht in (non-English-speaking) Greece or Croatia from PlainSailing.com from £900 a week!